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how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep




nothing is more satisfying than someone walking right past ur hiding spot in hide and seek

how old are you

"thatkilljoy" living up to the url i see


You may mess up, but you’re not a mess up.

You may make a mistake, but you are not a mistake.

You may screw up, but you are not a screw up.

You may fail, but you are not a failure.

You are not your downfalls.

So, my mom and I ate dinner at a restaurant last night, and this happened...

  • Mom (after finishing eating): Too bad they don't have one of those yolo places here like they do at home.
  • Me: …Mom what?
  • Mom: You know, like those yooooloooo places!
  • Me:
  • Mom:
  • Me: Are you talking about fro yo?
  • Mom: Same thing.
  • Me: Mom no, yolo stands for you only live once, and fro yo is frozen yogurt! (This is where I started laughing hysterically)
  • Mom: Same thing!
  • Me: No mom.. No, mom, not even close!
  • Mom: Whatever.
  • Me: This is going on Tumblr, this is hilarious!
  • Mom: You have no life.
  • Me: MOM!!
  • Mom: Truth, though.